QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

tieubum:

Zodiac Illustration by hgjart
palecocks:

pvlepvrn:

A$$

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wata-melanin:

I AM NOT ON THIS PLANET TO SERVE AND BE SECOND TO NO MUTHAFUCKING MAN. MY PURPOSE IN LIFE AS A WOMAN IS NOT TO WALK ON EGGSHELLS SO I DON’T UPSET THE FRAGILE ASS MALE EGO. I WAS NOT MADE AS JUST A MISSING RIB. I’M HERE AND VALID AS FUCK

bronyman999:

zombiesatemygames:

Let’s go on an adventure.

this is beautiful

  • me: do ur homework
  • me: no

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

rocknrollercoaster:

turns ons:

  • touchin my butt
  • touchin ur butt

turn offs:

  • no butt touchin

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oxboxer:

"No homo" is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.

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